What We Stand For

• This is our belief that you can't just sit here in the dark listening to classical music. And then the battle's not so bad? Oh, I don't have time for this. I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain

• That could be 'my' beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing. And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet, Nibbler, who's gone to a place where I, too, hope one day to go. The toilet.

• These old Doomsday Devices are dangerously unstable. I'll rest easier not knowing where they are. For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored. She also liked to shut up!